Funny Pictures

Well, today, IT happened... the thing no one ever wants to have happen to their penguin:

But then i remembered i still had 2 1 month membership cards in my "special drawer" so i used those. i was very relieved that happened, then i remembered i have the Super Screen Capturer. so i made SOME funny pictures. i know i'm not the best at it, but now that you can read what i'm saying in the picture, might as well. Ok, here-a we-a goooooo!! (all of a sudden this is Mario?!?!?!?!?):

ummmm... yeeeeeeeaaaahhhh not my smartest idea...

i soon found out that was a secret way to my igloo. So THATS why my couch kept disappearing!

ahhhhh!!! my arm is missing! DROP THE KEYTAR DROP THE KEYTAR OWWWWW!!! I NEED A MEDIC!

That guy said "ok" then told me i need to repete 1st grade. How was i supposed to know he was a scientist???

It didn't shrink me... it ELECTRICUTED me! whatever CP has planned for the April Fools day party, im sure not going...

i regreted saying THAT 2 seconds later. WOW i HAVE to stop doing this! Heres what happened:

What is WRONG WITH ME!!!

Please donate to coins for Joeant and win a.... ummmmm.... giant candy cane i guess... just gimmie the money.

Well, Thats all i have for now. When i make more i'll put them on, but until then, GIMMIE DA' MONEY I MEAN stay............ ummmmm tuned? what is this the Super Mario Brothers Super Show or something?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

- Jo-------e------an-------t?!?!?!?!?!?

When i'll be posting...

This is just a quick post, saying i will make a new one either every Saturday or just randmly. i think just randomly will be good enough... while im making this, might as well tell you to visit Bobo83781's blog, it's
http://bobopenguin.blogspot.com/
so leave a comment there or here! oh, and tell me your favorite flavor of pudding! (mine's chocolate!)

- Joeant

Fire Dojo

Hello, I'm making a lot of posts today. but i forgot completely about the fire dojo!!! the fire dojo is a special dojo that is only accessible to ninjas. to enter, you have to go to the ninja hideout and click on the gravestone-shaped rock. a little house thingy should appear from the water. simply click on the door to enter. when you get there, you'll be in a firey weird place extremely similar to the dojo, heres what it looks like if your not a ninja yet:

it's basically the same things just with items instead of belts. here are a few pics i took of it:now that we've talked about the fire dojo, there's nothing else to show you right now but my igloo. so here is what it currently looks like:

im going to be entering it in the contest coming December 18, i hope you like it! (YOU BETTER LIKE IT)

- Joeant: BETTER LIKE IT I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! (not really)

listen to this random but halarious song! lol just click on the link below!!!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4lzK6qjTcQ

i made the video, but sorry about the mouth from the wizard off... i like making short posts!!!

- Joeant (i'll give you 20$ if you can find out the lyrics to the song..........)

WOW I AM SOOOOOOOOOOO (10 hours later...)OOOOOOOOO sorry about the long wait! The laptop crashed so im using this 2 mile per hour computer we have thats at lease 10 years old... anyway, it's starting to look a little more like Christmas around CP, even though so far it's just a bunch of lowsey boxes. The good thing is Rockhopper's here, and he brought some Christmas into the island. Coins for change returned also, so donate some money to the Joeant fund i mean child fund! (what club penguin doesn't know is that i rob the coins for change buckets every night, thats why i have so many coins:

You may have noticed: the picture is a lot more clearer. that is because i took it with super screen capturer, which you only have a trial version (i think 8 days) unless you buy it. download the trial version at the following link:

http://www.free-screen-capture.com/

i am now going to use it as much as i can, but im out of ideas for something to say. oh yeah, visit my YouTube account! it's Joeant20, and visit Badflyer2009's account (my cousin) we make a lot of vids together, so watch them! but as i said, nothing else to say by saying that i will say in a sayfull manner... AHHH THE HECK WITH IT BYE!!!

- Joeant (PUDDING!?!?!?!?!?)

its been a while!

Wow! its been a while since i last updated my blog, but today i will be talking about the moderators of CP. first we have Billybob:

Billybob, the vice president of CP, also the most well known is the creator of the CP website. he decides what should happen on CP and whats coming up next, so if you want to know a lot about CP, learn about him first.
next, we have Rsnail:

Rsnail is pretty famous of the CP team, but there is one thing most people don't know about him. his real name means rocketsnail, which was the old website that used to own Club Penguin. he Created Rsnail.com and was the seller of Cp to Disney!

were onto Screenhog:

Screenhog, the creator and writer of the CP times, also works with billyBob on the Cp blog.

Almost done! here's Happy77:

Not very much is known about her. some people don't even know shes on the Cp team. the only thing known abut her is sometimes she writes in the CP blog!

last, but not least we have Gizmo!:

Gizmo is the opener of the New Horizon Interactive Program, which is the Cp teams. he also makes all the parties!

the moderators of CP are the most important part, (obviously!) but meeting them is the hard part. its like trying to meet rockhopper, Gary, cadence, aunt arctic, and every member of the penguin band at one time! mostly because they never go on, and because they are too busy. if you happen to meet a moderator online, then to be their buddy you need to be nice. say things like "Hey --------- can we be friends?" or "i am a big fan
-------- wanna be my buddy?" just remember, nice is the key. if you want to be mean, say this: "ADD ME RIGHT NOW!!!!" they wont add you... oh and be very, very, VERY calm. they don't want a buddy that crazy, trust me! oh i forgot! they also have test penguins, to test out new things on Cp. here they are:

Billybob: Test billy
Rsnail: Test Snail
Screenhog: Test Hog
Happy77: Test Happy77
Gizmo: Test Gizmo

i hope all this helps you! Bye!
- Joeant

im very sorry for the long wait, i never got to get to da bloggin! K so i cant really think of anything to say, exept ROCKHOPPER IS RETURNING TOMARROW!!!!!

hes bringing his island with him to, so it might be pretty cool! let me show you something cool i just found out!:

I FIGURED OUT HOW TO EDIT! here, ill show you some more edited pics i edited:

so the mirrior finally approved of woton huh? and NO ONE SHALL SEE WOTONS FACE! NO ONE!!!

ewww poop head!

the bowl of death...

last time i remember couches didnt have hands or talk... (ill edit one more picture then im done!)

why does it seem that everything i see gets covered in poop? look, theres a penguin with bird poop on him! lol ok, im done with my edited pics for today! just remember, have a good POOP day with rockhopper! bye!

- joeant (poop is cool!)

mix-up

oops... i have a little mix-up today. last time i said id only be going to the server frozen, but when ever i try to log onto it it never loads! so instead i will only be logging on the server sleet. i will still be going to the same places just differant servers. thats all i needed to tell you!
-joeant

medieval party, hidden things!

hey there! as you know its the start of the medival party! there is lots of cool stuff, and there are some free items. the wizard hat is avalible this year, but its hard to understand how to find it! heres how:

1. enter lighthouse


2. click the table with the hat on it

ok, i lied. its easy to understand how to find it. the other free items are in the member quest. which of cours you need to be a member for it! oh yeah, i have good news! starting today, i will only be logging on to the server frozen! it will go on until may 15, so look for joeant! you can find me probly at the dock and my igloo, which will be open on the map. here is a random picture of me cuse i got bored so i took it:

oops... wrong picture! heres the real one:

well i dont have a real picture of me! but i promise, next time ill take a pic of me and show it. thats it for now!

-joeant

so just if your wondering, penguin lang and I are friends again! it seems a liiiiitle bit weird but oh well! if you read the newspaper, im in it! JUST KIDDING!!!!!! lol im such a jokester arnt I? im gonna continue from the newspaper part. the new play, coming TOMARROW, is the phantom of the opera. i knew there would be ghost costumes, and even I dont have one!, yet im 762 days old.by the way, i have a lot of good posts in the past. just scroll down to the bottom and click older posts. i explain about woton, my biggest fan. also, tommarrow is the medieval party. i heard the special item was hidden in a dragoning place...

find out what that is! think of what a dragoning place is, if you think you know, leave a comment saying where it is. so ye AHHHHH I HATE TALKING LIKE THIS!!! ok then, so you must know, i got a new buddy. his name is Rowing 1, and i heard hes a rare penguin! there is just one mystery some ppl need to figure out...

have you ever seen a penguin with a background with rockhopper and the blue storway penguin? well that background was unlocked a special way. you know how you used to be able to meet rockhopper in real life? well if you did, hed give you a code. you unlock it and get that background! i didnt get to go to disney world, but i do have a buddy with that background! well speaking of codes, if you have the DS game, this code comes with the game. you can really go inside the command room! if you dont have the DS game, heres what the room looks like:

its cool isnt it. no dont ask! i cant make funny pictures because i never did try hahaha im right! ok, ok i did try one in my life and it was a FAIL. oops, make that EPIC FAIL. i remember that like it was yestarday... (shows flashback)

cant uh reach uh stupid uh ski lift!!!!

i always wondered why the lamp on the left was so big... yet i was so small... (and blurry)

hey look a blue-green fish! (i quit shortly after i made that mistake...)

ok, no need to laugh im not a comedian you know. i think woton is a lot funnier then me. oops, i mean A LOT funnier. well im getting tired so i gonna end tis now. "yawn" wow i cant even say THIS?!?!?!? ok i gots to endszzzzzzzzzzz the thingy ummmm whats its called? zzzzzzzz

-joeazzzzzzzzzz

it all comes down to this...

so that was it. THE END OF THE CONTEST!!! its very epic, i know!!! so you wanna know the winner? hmmmmm... should i tell you? OF CORES I WILL!!! (drum roll please!) and the winner is......................

PENGUIN LANG!!!!!!!!!!

congratulations to penguin Lang who won my very first contest you should be excited, penguin Lang because YOU choose the time we meet online! its all up to you so decide quickly! so thats it for contest news! also coming up, is a very very very special day! on June 17, is the best day ever. it is the annual... wait! i cant spoil the secret now! wait til i get closer to that time and then ill tell you. also, be part of the bobo team! go to his blog its http://bobopenguin.blogspot.com hes also having a cool contest! so go go go!!!

-joEanT

cheats and new stage soon!

hey there fellow penguins! the contest continues with bobo in the lead! better comment away if you want to win bobo is a champion at leaving comments. as you can see, today there is a new catalogue! ever seen a penguin with a blue dragon suit, a wand, and a looks like Peter pan hat? here's how you get them!:




Dragon suit:


go to page with knight. look at the stairs. there is a dragon shadow. click on it.





Crystal wand:


go to page with king. click the window closest to the right.





Peter pan hat:


go to page with king. click the BIG grey spot above his crown.





those are all the secrets i know! plus, soon a new stage will be coming! i have a feeling it will be a ghost play because it said in the newspaper that they needed ghost costumes for it. leave a comment saying what play you think it is! if you don't know, just say you don't know in your comment. or just don't leave a comment at all. but id rather you did.
oh i just love that comic! that's my favorite one! (P.S. I'm all dressed up for the medieval party! i have a green-blue dragon suit (i usually wear both), kings cape, magic wand, golden winged helmet, knight shoes, and red sunglasses.) so that about it for now! have a happy win-the-contest day!
-the super magnificent joeant

i dont know a title for this!

Get a miners hat today! oops... i cant stop thinking about this project i did in school today. good news! today, penguin Lang is now officially my worst enemy! (croud claps) so I'm gonna show you right now what a fan of wotons pics was! bobo83781, loves one of wotons pics. so ill show it so he'll visit my blog as much as he wants to so he can see it. here it is:

yet the REAL way rockhopper crashed. ok, apparently in my last blog, the surfing game didn't work. bobo isn't very happy about it... well this is just the BEGINNING of what im doing today. as you know, from my last blog, i said something special was gonna be on Friday. well i had a little change of plans. instead of friday, the special thing will be on...

TODAY!!!!!!!!!

ok lets get started. this special thing is technically, well, a contest. i call it Joeant find me contests. the reason i called it this is because if you win, i will schedual a day for us to meet on CP and you will be my buddy!!! ok, heres what the contest is...

who ever can leave the most comments ON THIS PART OF THE BLOG, will win. these contests will get very hard after a while.

thats all you have to do! its simple really.the contest will end may 5, so leave as many comments as possible! even if you dont know me in real life, dont be afraid to comment! trust me, this is a very safe, safe, safe, website. these contests will be very rare. only the people who visit my blog a lot can be able to do these cause they might end really quick! wait, you DONT know how to leave a comment? o-o-o-o well listen up!

1. click _ comments (at bottom of each blog)
2. type in what you want to say
3. choose what E-mail adress you have (such as google account)
4. click post comment
5. note will come up telling you to type the letters above
6. you will get to a new screen, type in your E-mail adress and Password
7. click send (i dont know what it says but its under where you typed your E-mail.)
8. you will appear back at my blog and your comment will be sent!

now that you've sent me a comment, send another! and another and another and another and another till you win! i know joeant find me contests are really long. ok i think im done! whew... i mean darn! bye!!!

-joeant guy and gamma gal unite!

might work...

i don't know about this. this could get a liiiiiiitle intense. i dont know if it will work but ill try. im gonna ATTEMPT to see if you can play club penguins games on my blog. ok here we go:
catchin' waves game:
http://-catching_waves-game.swf
im just gonna do that one for now, and if it works there will be more games to play here soon. so i hope it works! get all waved up over that game! lol im hilarious a'rnt i! well thats it for now! (i still wanna meet woton)
-joeant

sorry...

ok I'm very sorry about the last blog. it didn't work trying to get to wotons pics. sorry about that but ill just tell you how to get to it normally:

1. go to google.


2. type in club penguin cheats ojoc


3. click ojoc's club penguin cheats & secrets


4. click 23 funny pictures


5. scroll down to the last picture


6. click the spot that says click here for 325 more funny pictures.


7. it should bring you to wotons website on funny pictures.

lol ok now you should get there. remember all that stuff and your at wotons website of awesomeness! i left a couple comments there but i swear do NOT view spider1900s blog it is very inappropriate! trust me, dont do it. ok so make sure you visit it! (by the way, tommarrow will be the last day of finding me at sleet. so look for me today! its the last day.) and dont forget bobo83781! http://bobopenguin.blogspot.com/ now dont get to excited when you see all these cool blogs that exist. woton, bobo83781, ojoc, all of them are cool. ahhhhh,,,,,, i remember that time i saw woton at the dock. I HATED IT! HE WOULDN'T ADD ME TO MY BUDDY LIST!!! oh well thats no reason to be upset. ill see him another time and hopefully next time he wont LEAVE ONCE I ENTER THE ROOM! i also have to show you something off of wotons blog because i am his biggest fan...

hes right! something is wrong here... yeah i REALLY wanna help my membership. that makes sence. whats with the three ultimate safe modes?!?!?!?!? and just change? how do you renew a password? can you see how funny woton can be! it just stinks when he doesnt add you and leaves the room. wow my hands are tired. i can make the world record book for spending a long time writting about my biggest fan on club penguin. on friday, i will tell you another way to find me such as going to a certain server and time and what places. but today is sunday so i cant tell you now! right now, today, i will only go to the server sleet. like i said a couple blogs ago. remember, i will go to: my igloo (will always be open on map when im online), dock, and cart surfing (usually for coins to buy or feed my puffles,) and i might hang out at some parties. ppl will usually say to go to their igloo for a party at the town. i will sometimes be there. so if you ask to be my buddy i will easily say "Yes." look for a green penguin, with a dragon suit, red sunglasses, propeller cap (eigher red or blue. i have both), keytar or silver surfboard), blue sneakers, and the blue cape. under that penguin the name will be joeant. so look for me and add me! ok now my fingers are really tired so i guess i have to end it now. :( before i end, make sure you follow those steps to get the wotons website of pics. hope ya meet me, bobo83781, ojoc, woton, or anyone else i know! good-bye!

- da amazing joeant

woton again...

as you all know, bobo83781 left a comment! he wants to know what wotons website is so ill tell you! its:

http://woton1.wordpress.com/clubpenguin/funnypictures/

view what he said after his pics, he made really funny stuff. there is 325 pictures on it! now THAT should make the world record book! also, yestarday was the new song for sled racing! sorry, i cant let you listen to the music yet because i dont know the code number for it :( oh well. just to make you feel better, here are some more woton pics that i forgot to put on last time (lol oops...)

not a lot but LIVE WITH IT! lol jk. well thats about it for now! good-bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-joeant

medieval party

ello ye penguins! ye see, soon, on may 8, there will be ye medieval party! dragons, kings, knights, princesses, and much more will be in ye catalogue! here is a picture (sneek peak) of what ye town will look like:also, there will be ye sled racing catalogue! it will have new sleds and snowboards (I think...) ye will also be able to see ye penguin fall in slow motion!!! here is what ye will look like:

yowch! ye feel bad for that penguin. well ye know it happens!well that be about it for today! remember, stay all dragoned up! ood-bye!!!!!!!!

-joeant

(lol ye means joeant in webgings)

find me!

by the title, you might be able to tell what this blog will be about. YOU, ARE GOING TO BE ABLE TO FIND ME! so here what ill do for you to do that...
for the rest of this week, (until monday) ill only go to the server sleet. ill go to only 3 places:

cart surfering (for money for my puffles)

my igloo

and the dock.

if you find me and ask to be my buddy i will easily say "yes." my igloo will be always added to the map. i will be standing on the dock when in the room the dock. well thats mainly it for now. im gonna end it now. ok end now. i said end now! oh for peat sake just press the publish poat button!!!
-joeant

what the woton?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

who is woton? a penguin on cp who probly is the funniest penguin ever. he is like my biggest fan and i almost met him once! look for him. he'll be wearing a blue viking hat, and a lot other stuff. today, YOUR the lucky one! im gonna show you some of HIS club penguin pictures! ok, here we go!:mario, luigi, bowzer, and yoshi! i feel sorry for youkeep dreaming dude

do not get banned! listen to me now!

let this be a lesson to all you kids: NEVER MAKE FUN OF FISH!!!

i was wondering what that was too!

if that mirror was me, id say yes.beta 3 always was his worst enemy...

beta strikes again!

and again...

finnaly! the end of beta 3! woton says.

i thought beta 3 was destroyed?

once again, beta 3 was destroyed!!! oh wait, woton got destroyed...

really? i bet not!

ha! i knew it!

lol hes a puffle...

well thats all i have for today! hope ya like those pics! good-bye!

-joeant